So a song-a-long is actually the riff-off from Pitch Perfect. I'm sure these are really important Eurovision cameos that I will look up later. It's the cute Norwegian violin player, Alexander Rybak, from 2009! It's CONCHITA WURST! OH, HELL YEAH! IT'S NETTA BARZILAI. Look up her song "Toy." French maid and little sailor boy? What am I watching? Why is he talking about his penis like it's a Volvo? I would also love to go club dancing. IT HAS BEEN SO LONG. Mita and Alexander have something up their sleeves, I know it. Lars going "sex nuts" is absolutely not what I knew I needed until today. I mean . . . he's not wrong about Americans. We do love Starbucks and view Europe as our party town. I absolutely thought Katiana's ghost was Daenerys. Image Source: Netflix