Sophie is giving off some serious Matilda energy. If I could make cookies levitate as a kid, I would've done it all of the time. The bag is full of candy?! OMG, wait, is the movie about Marnie turning 13 because of the "unlucky number 13" superstition?! Can I be Aggie for Halloween? But also in real life? So, the mom really couldn't have at least let them have some pumpkin-shaped cookies and watch It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown? "Being normal is vastly overrated" — say it, Aggie! Why didn't she babysit me growing up?! What is a . . . dog man? Are they like superchill werewolves? I would've read the heck out of that Halloweentown book as a kid. "This is from a guy who could win an ugly contest." Dang, sick burn, Marnie! Cromwell is such a cool last name. Wait, the dark times? I do not like the sound of that. How do kids get away with snooping on their parents? When I was a kid, no one could walk down the hall to the bathroom without waking up the whole house. So, um, they're just casually flying through a portal to another dimension? Where even is Halloweentown?! Hey, it was just nighttime in the mortal world and now it's daytime in Halloweentown. What is going on? Image Source: Disney Channel