I know Jeronicus is depressed, and I feel for him, but I also can't help but be really impressed with Forest's singing voice. Take this to Broadway — I wanna see it live!
Buddy, that was not the time to turn on again. Read the room, dude.
What we're not going to do is have men in longline green coats creeping up on young women in dark alleys. Not in 2020!
Oop, Journey told Gustafson to stay six feet back at all times!!!
Wow, I would never leave Edison alone in the shop — not even for a bathroom break.
Ms. Johnston, please. I beg you. Stop.
What kind of snowball's nonsense is that?! I keep forgetting this movie has magic in it, then they talk about dividing by impossible and I remember.
Why was that snowball thrown so hard, though?
Not a breakdance mid-snowball fight! Look at Forest go!!! Oh my god, I have never been more delighted by children's chicanery.
See, I KNEW Edison was gonna do something wrong. A whole mess.
You're telling me that Gustafson didn't even test the damn thing before showing it to investors? Rookie mistake.
THEY STARTED A FIRE?! Dear christ. Let me go check out my birth control options one more time, chile.
Not them with a fake theory to get through fan blades!! There's a whole other half of that tunnel behind them — maybe see where that leads instead?!??!
So glad they made it through, but I am suing someone for the distress I went through watching that. Where is my mulled wine?!
Y'all better let that trio hit that falsetto!
Journey's a whole schemer! She conned both her mama and her grandfather into letting her go to Jingle Jangle's. We love a queen who makes things happen instead of waiting for someone else!