While Ted Mullens proposes to Alexis twice throughout Schitt's Creek, the duo never actually get married. If they had gotten married, it would likely have been a happy one as the couple seemed made for one another. Meanwhile, during the first episode of Kevin Can F*ck Himself, it's evident that Allison is far from happy — even while celebrating their 10th anniversary. Outside of their relationship mirroring the tropes seen on shows like King of Queens, Married With Children, and According to Jim, we're not sure what Allison ever saw in Kevin. Perhaps when the two got together, he was closer to what she wanted in a partner, but now, it's only a matter of time before she snaps, and not like how Alexis did when she escaped the Yakuza as a 21-year-old.