Brad McClelland is a 26-year-old labourer from Northumberland. He's on Love Island to date people face-to-face and spent the summer in a hot villa, of course. In terms of his work, he told ITV that "I try and make as much money as I can by doing as little as possible. They'd probably say – not lazy, as I'm energetic – I just try to get away with doing literally nothing." Can't relate . . .