"I'm 100 percent going to have to fart, and it's nearly impossible to hold in a fart while running *squeezes butt cheeks to check*. Also, I'm nervous that this person is going to be faster than me and I'm going to lose my breath. Is this person just saying he/she wants to go slow but really he/she is secretly a famous varsity-letter receiving, retired high school runner, aka Usain Bolt? Is Usain Bolt behind me?"
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