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Number 2: Joanne's Snide Comebacks

Joanne is the antagonist at first but quickly turns into a girl we root for. This slide is dedicated to a compilation of moments where she gives hilarious comebacks or witty comments that I — and other Stick It fans, I'm sure — have memorized. Here are some of the best ones:

  • "It's not called gym-nice-tics."
  • "Dogs are people too, Haley."
  • "I have a constitutional right to bear arms." (While flexing.)
  • "Mina, put down the phone!"
  • "Think about your weenus!"
  • "She should get at least two tenths deducted for that hair."
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