Stephen Colbert Reacts to the First Presidential Debate
On Biden's "Will you shut up, man?": "No, he won't. Imagine if that worked. It's not great when you have to say the same thing to the President of the United States that you would shout at a friend who won't stop ranting about how Van Halen was actually a better band with Sammy Hagar."
On Biden's comment about Trump being "the worst president America has ever had": "Come on now, Mr. Vice President, that's not fair. He's also the worst president America will ever have."
On Biden calling Trump a "clown": "It's a good thing Joe corrected himself. He wouldn't want to lose the clown vote. It's also not accurate; if Trump was a clown, he'd have a much more professional face paint."