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Jack-o'-Lantern Jokes

These jokes are sure to put a smile on your child's face that's bigger than a jack-o'-lantern's!

  • What are jack-o'-lanterns afraid of? Things that go pumpkin the night.
  • How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch.
  • What do you call a pretty pumpkin? Gourdgeous!
  • Why was Cinderella not very good at softball? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
  • Why was the jack-o'-lantern afraid to go on the roller coaster? It had no guts.