"Labor feels like a roller-coaster ride. Contractions cause tension that basically goes, 'Ouch . . . ow . . . ow . . . ow. OW. OW. OW. OWWWW.' Delivery, on the other hand, felt like one giant constipated poop. Single coolest feeling I've ever had was of my children dropped into the birth canal, then them being delivered. It hurt like hell, but it also made me feel insanely powerful." — Angela H., Texas