Well apparently, John got his wish after all, and ended up being featured on the account of his dreams not once, but twice. "John, how could we even make you wait this long," read the caption. "You are the definition of #strollermeat." And obviously, John was hanging on the edge of his seat waiting to be posted onto the account, so he commented on the photo, "I'm so honoured." Wow, gotta love the commitment.