Moira Schitt's Creek Card If you need cocktails or a glass of red to get through the holidays, you're not alone. Commiserate or celebrate the season with this Moira Schitt's Creek Card ($6) featuring the quote, "If this doesn't call for alcohol, I don't know what does." (Bonus: it can really be used for any occasion.) Image Source: etsy.com Moira Schitt's Creek Card $6 from etsy.com Buy Now