As a rising Cancer, I am not surprised by the hold TikTok babies like Scotch and Vodka (née Scout and Violet), Lena, and Along Came Abby have over me. Bursting with maternal instincts, you can't help but stop and lovingly watch every single baby that comes across your FYP, Cancer, and the more you do, the more babies keep showing up. At this point, your For You Page may as well be the internet's daycare, and you, the loyal teacher checking up on them every day.