"[Reading with my kids] is truly my favourite part of the day. I glance away from the book and see their brains working while we're all cuddled up like meerkats."
"Every time we close Snow White I look at my girls and ask, 'Don't you think it's weird that Snow White didn't ask the old witch why she needed to eat the apple? Or where she got that apple?' I say, 'I would never take food from a stranger, would you?' And my kids are like, 'No!' And I'm like, 'Okay, I'm doing something right.'"
"I love my kids more than life itself, but they are also disgusting, feral creatures who live in my home. My daughter gave me pinworms recently."