I'll be honest with you guys, I don't understand the appeal of Christian's baggy, torn-up sex jeans. If you're going to torture someone (with pleasure?) in the red room of pain, I feel like you should be wearing that black latex suit from season one of American Horror Story or nothing at all. Anyway, what I do understand is the fact that he doesn't wear a shirt when he puts those jeans on, which makes them A-OK.