All I can say is thank the Disney gods that Will Smith spends most of the movie in his normal human form, because something about his CGI Genie is just . . . off. (I think it's the weirdly wide neck, to be honest.) Not only does Smith's Genie get to bop around Agrabah as a regular dude — a regular dude who wears ginormous blue hats, mind you — but he also strikes up a romance with Dalia, Jasmine's handmaiden. Which leads us to . . .