"That smile is worth every mile." OK, Tyler C., that was cute.
She seriously has to memorize all 25 guys' names in one night? Couldn't they have given her a list beforehand?
ANOTHER fence jumper? Is this a recurring theme?
Was that virgin joke a cheap shot at Colton, Devin? Yes, I have been keeping up a little.
John Paul Jones. John Paul Jones. John Paul Jones.
Aw, Scott is so nervous! Hannah's nervous. Everyone's nervous. Now I'M nervous!
STOP. PUTTING. YOURSELF. DOWN. HANNAH.
I have already had it with the Box King. Why a forklift? Who's going to clean up those packing peanuts? Is there a contestant like him on every season? "No one's ever popped out of a box." I think there's a reason for that, Joe.
Speaking French? Riding in on roller skates? Telling bad "knot tying" jokes? Are there no limits to this show?