OITNB really outdid itself with the season three finale. Lorna gets a visit from Vince Muccio (John Magaro), a guy she met from a prisoner pen pal program. After knowing each other for a short time, Lorna proposes to Vince with a paper ring she found in a magazine. He says yes and the two tie the knot later in the episode. They also consummate their marriage and conceive a child up against a vending machine. Oh romance!
Meanwhile, Piper Chapman has been balancing her new relationship with Stella Carlin (Ruby Rose) and her side business, where she uses leftover fabric from her panty-making job to make more panties and have fellow inmates wear them to sell online. Chapman discovers that Carlin took all the money in her account a couple days before her release. So what does Chapman do? She hides contraband, including a screwdriver and marijuana, in Carlin's bunk, and tips off the correction officers. Chapman is setting her new reputation — mess with her and she'll send you to maximum security.