What I love about this monologue is how short and sweet it is, with Samuel L. Jackson simply being Samuel L. Jackson — you know, the guy everybody loves from Avengers, Pulp Fiction, and Django Unchained. (And apparently now, the new voice of Alexa.) Anyway, he lists all of his groovy New Year's Resolutions for 1998, with goals such as "continue to kick ass" at the top of his list. Stick around until the end for a cheeky surprise goal!