If I'm Ever Invited to a Fancy Dinner, I'm Definitely Not Ordering the Shrimp
Fancy dinner parties were never a thing at my house, but even as a kid, I was still pretty sure they weren't supposed to result in possession and end with the food attacking you. This, paired with the fact that my parents let me watch the original It movie as a kid (yes, including that eyeball fortune cookie scene) left me all but trembling at the idea of having a big group dinner.