Chazz Michael Michaels and his rival, Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder), are banned from singles figure skating after they get into a fight upon tying for gold at the Winter Olympics. The only way they can get back into the sport they love is to skate as a pair.
Memorable quotes:
- "We're gonna dance to one song, and one song only: 'Lady Humps' by the Black Eyed Peas. What you gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk? I'm a get you, get you drunk, get you drunk off my lady humps, my humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps."
- "Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy it gets your thoughts all trapped, like in a bottle?"
- "You're living in the past, Sammi. Me and the Woodland Fairies, we're living in the here and now."
- "I am never satisfied! It's a curse . . ."
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