Excuse me, they did not just have Ms. Girl put her car door handle into her bag! You can't be that broke and keeping up that flat.
Roberto and Denise are on level with the bailiff from the beginning.
Why has Damon Wayans Jr. been so attractive all his life? What milk is he drinking, I just want to know. For science.
I've had my brush with online dating, but I'll be damned if I go on 986 dates to prove a point. He must be a Capricorn.
Denise said time never stopped her from enjoying a cocktail and I, for one, vibe with that energy.
Respectfully, is Susan actually a child who woke up in the body of a lawyer one day? Is that why she doesn't know how money or bills work?
What is with rom-coms giving their leading women busted cars? It's not that hard to find a good deal for a functional ride.
"Hi — Roberto, accounting," is how I'll be speaking up in meetings from now on.
If you want to say "half a dozen," just say six.
I find it really hard to believe that Nick couldn't find one woman he liked out of 1,000 dates, but he's a Capricorn so I guess it fits.
If you have that many allergies, you better be bringing your meal to the restaurant. Or read the menu beforehand at least!
I know Susan and Nick are having a moment on this "date," but all I can think about is how damn comfy those velvet booths look. I want the couch and chair versions of them ASAP.