What to wear: A crown, red coat, red pants, long white socks, and black loafers. Drape an animal print cape over it all and carry around a scepter.
How to act: Super extra and ever-so-slightly passive-aggressive when you're mocking the Americans. In the spirit of Jonathan Groff, nurse a hint of spittle as you sing and finesse a walk that Beyoncé would envy.