- Whoa?! This guy seriously tried to run a kid over. I know he thought he was a vampire, but still!
- Uh, bouncing up and down on a blimp doesn't seem like the wisest decision, Tony.
- Of course, the dad's employer's grandkids are Tony's school bullies.
- Whoever was on the makeup team did a super convincing job with Rudolph. * shiver *
- They want to become humans? But how does that work? Is that even possible?
- * vampire kid chilling in corner of ceiling when parents come in * OMG, this is just like that terrifying scene from Hereditary.
- Duh?
Duh!
Duhhhhhhh!! - Cute! It's like they're having a vampire-human sleepover.
- LOL, the cow Rudolph fed on is turning all the other cows into vampires now. Does this mean they'll be able to fly?
- Wow, making one vampire friend really upped Tony's confidence — like, he's on a major power trip now.
- Tony has to put his glasses on before he can see the vampire in his room. Same.
- The comet Attamon was cursed by a magician who used it to make sure vampires have to wander the Earth infinitely. Got it.
- OK, yep, Gregory is terrifying. And so is the dad . . . And the mom . . . This whole family is giving me the creeps.
- Who added these cheesy sound effects? I'd like to thank them immediately.
- Holy sh*t! A machine that shoots out stakes? This vampire hunter isn't playing around.
- I've gotta say, the fact that Tony wore his vampire cape to run away from a vampire hunter in the cemetery with his new vampire BFF isn't the wisest decision.
- Whoa! Tony can see the past? What is it about this kid that gives him access to all these vampire memories? Does this mean my haunting dreams growing up we're all just visions of the supernatural past?
- Yep, Rudolph broke into Tony's enemies' room after he found out he was being bullied just to help him scare them, and that's real friendship.
- I definitely had so many nightmares about this red-eyed vampire kid perched at the end of my bed growing up.
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