You heard that right: one day, somewhere far, far away, in the magical land where fat and calories mean nothing, someone decided to deep-fry a candy bar. This fair snack takes a bad-for-you sugary indulgence and adds batter, deep-fries it in oil, and then adds some more sugar on top. We're not against having a bite or two of this doughy deliciousness, but to meet your healthy goals, don't get your own portion.