Beyond their fiery personalities, Scorpios can be surprisingly chill. So can the Harney & Sons Zodiac: Scorpio ($21), which is an African Autumn flavour. It is a rooibos tea that features hibiscus, cranberry, and orange flavours. This is the perfect tea for the "expressive and emotional trailblazers" of the zodiac. Plus, the tea brews just as red hot as spicy Scorpios.