Scorpios are known for their sharp sting, but they're so much more than that. This sign is passionate, combative, and intense. Of course, their decorations should reflect that, which is why we think this 6.3 Ft Twisty the Clown Static Prop Decoration ($200) from American Horror Story is so great. This clown towers over everyone and has pose-able arms that are perfect to hold his sack and juggling pin. And that smile? Scary is an understatement.