On Conception:
"Yeah I did it. I'm amazing . . . I laid there . . . and that's it."
On Those Typical Questions All Pregnant Women Get Asked:
"Everyone's asking, 'What are you having? Do you know what you're having?' Hemorrhoids. Any other questions? What do they ask? 'What are you craving? Are you craving anything?' Cock!"
On Being Pregnant at the Same Time Meghan Markle Is Pregnant:
"I think we're, like, to the day the same amount pregnant. She's out there in six-inch heels, adorable outfits, and there's been no bump. She, like, cups where the bump will be . . . People see me, they're like, 'Oh, the last couple of weeks are the hardest, right? Are you crowning? I think I can see an ear.'"