On People Who Love Being Pregnant:
"If you had a good pregnancy, if you're someone who enjoyed being pregnant, I just hope your car flips over. That's what I wish for you."
On Being Pregnant During the MeToo Movement:
"I don't know what I'm having. I hope it's a girl . . . but really just because it's such a scary time for men."
On How She Refuses to Change Once She's a Mom:
"Here's the thing, you're pregnant, but you don't change who you are. I hate women who start to act like, really just like, precious. Yes, now I'm a saint and I never had sex in a bathroom on a train. We've all had sex in a bathroom on a train. You don't stop being you. You don't stop working or drinking."