In our minds, we're wearing bikini bottoms cut up-to-there — and nothing else — while sitting poolside on Australia's Gold Coast. Unfortunately, we're spending tonight reheating leftover pizza and trying to go another day without doing laundry. Luckily, this Gold Shimmering Body Oil ($25) mimics an Elle Macpherson-esque glow, and it's a lazy landlubber's dream: the coconut-scented self-tanner dries in seconds.