Popsugar Beauty Lorde What is Lorde's "Stoned at the Nail Salon" Song About? Lorde Has a Song Called "Stoned at the Nail Salon," and Gee, I Wonder What That'll Be About 22 June 2021 by Danielle Jackson Image Source: Getty / Zak Kaczmarek After four years of hibernation, Lorde has officially made her long-awaited return. In less than a month, the singer has already spoiled us with a bright and flirtatious music video for her new single "Solar Power" as well as a tour announcement and the tracklist for her third album of the same name. The tracklist for Solar Power understandably has a many people on the internet talking, and there's one song name in particular that's already causing lots of speculation: "Stoned at the Nail Salon." The title is the fourth song listed on the album, and being the beauty sleuths we are, we're just itching to know the backstory. Several users on social media are already coming up with predictions on what the song might be about — we'd take a wild guess and say that it has something to do with Lorde being, uh, stoned at a nail salon — and the accompanying tweets are pretty wild. Take a look at all the hilarious (and slightly bizarre) guesses ahead, and make sure you listen for yourself when Solar Power officially drops on Aug. 20. This is probably Lorde saving the world while Stoned at the Nail Salon. I'm living for this. pic.twitter.com/E7emBaaih6— Aubry Andrews (@AubryAndrews) June 21, 2021 1 / 10 When the stoned at the nail salon song releases and it turns out she was talking about people throwing rocks at her pic.twitter.com/qvvbSy1OGA— dream large (@ImgivingupMama) June 21, 2021 2 / 10 stoned at the nail salon is miss americana & the heartbreak prince level of bizarre— cunt (@mitskillme) June 21, 2021 3 / 10 Stoned at the nail salon as in got high at the nail salon or being stoned to death, it’s Lorde so I really have no clue https://t.co/7rr2TLumRL— ❤️ (@galileoffigaro) June 22, 2021 4 / 10 lorde at the nail salon pic.twitter.com/vDFgulwwta— wiLL (@willfulchaos) June 21, 2021 5 / 10 lorde having a song called stoned at the nail salon has all the weed emo bands nervous their only quirk has gone mainstream— james cassar 🅴 (@getcerebral) June 21, 2021 6 / 10 Lorde showing up to the nail salon stoned pic.twitter.com/Jb0p14FsO7— Biofeelia (@bjorkasmr) June 21, 2021 7 / 10 lorde at the nail salon when they ask her what kind of manicure she’d like pic.twitter.com/5RraoBjGwl— nath (@bub0nicplague) June 21, 2021 8 / 10 I just know lorde named it stoned in the nail salon just to see us loose our collective $h!t over it #SolarPower pic.twitter.com/yRnLJiquH7— 🍂rupsha🧣 (@gotnotea) June 21, 2021 9 / 10 lorde being kicked out of the nail salon for being too high pic.twitter.com/Z34Ty4IWgw— grace (@ggracebev) June 22, 2021 10 / 10 LordeSocial MediaBeauty NewsMusic