B.J. on his closest friend on The Office: "I was closest with Mindy Kaling, and also least close with Mindy Kaling, on a minute-by-minute basis. And I wouldn't trade it for the world. Actually, I would trade it for the world. What am I talking about: I'd trade it for a more consistently positive relationship with Mindy Kaling. She's the best."
B.J. on Mindy's Howard Stern interview: "I thought it sounded to me like an honest and heartfelt account to a complicated and mostly wonderful relationship."
B.J. on being Mindy's BFF: "It is a fantastic relationship with a lot of shorthand. I feel so lucky that I get a brilliant text from Mindy Kaling, like, once an hour. It's like something you'd win at an auction — Mindy Kaling will blow up your phone!"