it’s midnight and i’m tired so i made this pic.twitter.com/Joh59j4qxk— lissy (@homeisarealsong) July 8, 2018
Thanks to the magic of the internet, we now have a pretty solid idea of what it would be like if Billy Eichner had been cast as Captain America. Eichner, of course, is well-known for his hilarious Billy on the Street sketches, which have included Julianne Moore acting, Tina Fey doing her best, and some quality time with Sarah Jessica Parker. Anyway, I digress. The clip at hand is actually a snippet from Captain America: Civil War, but it's featuring audio from a Billy segment called "Lesbian Lightning Round." The clip may only be six seconds long, but I've probably watched it, like, 600 times. There's just something special about Cap rallying a bunch of lesbians.
Even better, Billy Eichner himself noticed the clip on Monday, and even reposted it and tagged Chris Evans. While Captain America himself has yet to weigh in, we're already calling this a victory for the internet . . . and America. Now, if you'll excuse us, we're going to be refreshing a certain Twitter page until a certain superhero gives this art the attention it deserves. Good day.