The Golden Girls Gifts
These Golden Girls Gifts Are So Good, Even Dorothy Zbornak Would Buy Them
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As someone who has seen all 180 episodes of The Golden Girls multiple times, I feel pretty qualified to suggest holiday gifts based on the show. Even though it's been off the air for over 20 years, younger generations are able to get their fix of Sophia, Dorothy, Blanche, and Rose thanks to plenty of hilarious reruns and cute merch. So whether it's your mom, your best friend, or your boss, if you've got a Golden Girls fan in your life, these present picks are for you. In the words of Sophia Petrillo: "Picture it." Can't you already see the smile on their face?
1 Funko Pop Figurine Set
Nab this Funko Golden Girls Action Figure Set ($38) for fans of collectibles.
2 Ugly Christmas Sweater
This clever Bea White Ugly Christmas Sweater ($20) is begging to be worn at an office party.
3 Clue Board Game
Grab your own girls for game night with Clue Golden Girls Edition ($40).
4 Golden Girls Squad Goals Tee
Show your Golden Girls pride with this Golden Girls Squad Goals Tee ($11).
5 Golden Girls Floorplan Print
You can help your BFF pay homage to the Golden Girls's tropical beach pad in their own home with this Golden Girls Floorplan Print ($49).
6 Blanche Devereaux Enamel Pin Set
Keep the sassy Southern belle close to your heart with this Blanche Devereaux Enamel Pin Set ($13).
7 Trivial Pursuit Game
The Golden Girls Trivial Pursuit Game ($14) is a perfect gift for the game night host of your crew.
8 Sophia Quote Wine Glass
Sophia always had an insult ready for Blanche, but "slut puppy" is a personal favourite. Your wine-loving BFF will love drinking out of this Sophia Petrillo Quote Wine Glass ($8).
9 Thank You For Being a Friend Wrapping Paper
Imagine how cute your Golden Girls gift will look all done up in this Thank You For Being a Friend Wrapping Paper ($5 and up).
10 Blanche Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt
Get some laughs with this cheeky Blanche Ho Ho Ho T-Shirt ($18).
11 Dorothy Tote Bag
This What Would Dorothy Zbornak Do? Tote Bag ($21) is a definite conversation starter.
12 Granny Panties
You're sure to get a laugh when they open these Granny Panties ($15).
13 Drinking Game Shot Glass Set
Golden Girls fans will squeal when opening this set of Golden Girls Shot Glasses ($20), which comes complete with prompts for an epic drinking game.
14 Shady Pines Keychain
"Shady Pines, Ma!" This Shady Pines Key Tag ($6) is a subtle way to show love for Sophia.
15 Thank You For Being a Friend Book and Playing Card Set
The Thank You For Being a Friend Book and Playing Card Set ($25) gives you an under-the-tree gift and a stocking stuffer!
16 Adult Colouring Book
Help battle stress with this Golden Girls: 100 Images to Inspire Creativity Adult Colouring Book ($13).
17 Hot Slut Hot Sauce
Your food can finally be as spicy as Blanche with this Hot Slut Hot Sauce ($15).
18 Hurricane '91 Sweatshirt
Now you can channel Sophia from the infamous hurricane episode with this I'm Ready! Take Me Hurricane '91 Sweatshirt ($17). In Mrs. Petrillo's own words: "Dorothy, when you get around my age, two things happen: one, you get more intuitive about the weather; and two, corn becomes your enemy."
19 "Picture It" Mug
Sophia started her stories of the old country with "Picture it," and now you can too with this Sicily 1922 Quote Mug ($16).
20 Quotes Coaster Set
This Golden Girls Quotes Coaster Set ($22) will be a quirky welcome to any fan's coffee table.
21 Dorothy and Blanche Cropped Tee
Show off both of your sides in this Dorothy and Blanche Cropped Tee ($32).
22 Stay Golden Beanie
A chilly morning or bad hair day will be no match for this Stay Golden Beanie ($16).
23 Monopoly Game
I'm sure that Monopoly: The Golden Girls Board Game ($37) is definitely worth the argument you'll get into while playing.
24 Stay Golden Pencil Set
Make a supercute contribution to their desk space with this Stay Golden Pencil Set ($10).
25 Tea Towel Set
This fun set of Golden Girls Flour Sack Towels ($40) makes a perfect hostess gift.
26 Hand-Stamped Bracelet
Make their jewellery box a little rosier with this Thank You For Being a Friend Hand-Stamped Bracelet ($18).
27 Rose Nylund Quote Print
What would the show be without Rose's ridiculous St. Olaf stories? Give the gift of Nylund Knowledge with this Rose Nylund Christmas Quote Print ($5)
28 iPhone Case
This Keep Calm and Eat Cheesecake iPhone Case ($10) is a great stocking stuffer.
29 Sophia Petrillo Socks
Sophia can be cold, but feet will be warm AF with these Sophia Petrillo Socks ($19).
