What to wear: To recreate Fiona's bender in the recent season, grab a pair of Converse sneakers, black cut-off shorts, and a grey t-shirt. Then tie a jumper around your waist, fasten a fake cast on your arm (unless your arm is actually broken, in which case you have my sympathy), and put a colourful lei around your neck. Then you'll just need a party hat and a sleeping mask that says "F*ck Off." (Which you can totally make yourself with a plain black sleeping mask and some white fabric paint.)