Season 23's cast is a treat, y'all. Right off the bat we meet ladies like Miss Alabama, aka Hannah B., who's only ever kissed four guys but is not a virgin. Then there's 22-year-old Heather, a self-described "beach girl," who's never kissed any guys and is a virgin. Also in the mix is a dental hygienist named Kirpa who says she hopes Colton flosses and says it would be a "good experience to clean Colton's teeth." I hope that's a euphemism.
There are tons of other great intros, but a personal favourite comes from a very-confident Texan named Demi, an interior designer, who lays out why she's concerned that Colton is a virgin with a very delicious-sounding metaphor: "If you've only ever tried a vanilla cupcake, how do you know you don't like chocolate cupcakes? You gotta try out all the cupcakes first to know what you really want." (For the record, she defines herself as "confetti cake.")