As Colton gets to know the women throughout the night, there are a few sweet, quiet interactions in front of the mansion's many fireplaces and gazebos. (Am I the only one who feels like there are approximately 600 gazebos on this property? Or . . . ?!) But then there's also Sydney, who has him dance with her in the driveway in front of an orchestra. And don't forget about Tayshia, who builds her very own "Tayshia Land" so that she and Colton can play carnival games. Elyse, a makeup artist, tells Colton that she's from Alaska and therefore has him "fish" a real, floppy piece of salmon out of the chlorinated pool (I have an irrational fear of fish, so I'm personally disgusted, but hey, I guess this move worked for Garrett on The Bachelorette). There's also the highly-anticipated moment when Alex, aka the Sloth, takes off her costume and reveals that she's gorgeous and also speaks at the speed of light.