Gabriella should've known her relationship with Dean was doomed as soon as he ordered her a raw kale salad instead of the "comfort carbs" she desperately wanted.
This man slapped her hand away from a bread basket? Does that not qualify for instant jail time?!
I'm kind of living for the way Gabz dumps Dean with a giant cup of fro-yo in hand not long after the kale incident. ("If you can't commit to a closet shelf, how can you commit to me?") Never doubt the inspirational power of fake ice cream, I guess!
Despite her badass sendoff to Dean, she ends up wallowing on the couch, chugging two bottles of white wine while scrolling through old photos of him.
But then she enters the Win an Inn contest! And it seems like hope is not lost! There's even a montage of Gabz spinning around throwing flowers like she's in a tampon commercial!
That brings us to the crux of the movie: she wins the inn, which is located in New Zealand, and decides to fly there immediately.
For someone who's as big of an overthinker as Gabz, you'd assume she'd research the hell out of the potentially sketchy inn she just won. But you'd be wrong! Because all she does is say it's "adorable" before jetting off to Auckland, leaving her destructive friend to stay in her apartment lighting meditative candles.