At this point in the movie — a whopping 27 minutes in — we know the contest to win the Bellbird Inn was a scam, the woman who used to own it no longer does because of a mysterious "tragedy" (I think?), and I desperately need a pet goat.
Oh, that's right! The inn comes with a goat named Gilbert who does as he pleases, waking up Gabz each morning by shoving his face in hers.
If this movie ends without Gilbert asking Gabz if she wants to live deliciously, this will have been a waste.
Another thing I'm taking away from this movie is that all I need to do to get free lattes and baked goods from an adorable cafe owner is abandon my job and boyfriend and move to New Zealand on a whim? Fine. Done.
Alright folks, we've got our first montage of the movie! It includes Gilbert the goat shenanigans, exploding chandeliers, and Gabz quoting The Princess Bride to the weeds in her yard. (I hope that's the clip they'll play at the Oscars when Gilbert is nominated for best supporting actor.)