Elizabeth is still in her new grave! And she was buried with her lover — so sweet!
I'm pretty sure this exact scene with Tony's parents stuck in their car is exactly why I used to be afraid of a flock of vampires and zombies gathering outside of the windows on late-night drives home.
I highly doubt throwing that inflatable on the floor before jumping out the window actually did any good, Rookery.
Who decided to give the vampire cow an evil laugh?!
OK, but everyone in this vampire family has an outfit worth recreating for Halloween.
The vampire hunter's flying kick with the glowing cross was kinda badass, but not as badass as the mom beating him up, sending the amulet flying, and Tony catching it like winning catch in a baseball game.
Whoa, they're just turning into smoke now that they've retrieved the amulet? But how will Tony and Rudolph be friends now?
The vampires did turn into humans! And they remembered Tony because of the whistle! OMG, now they can be actual friends!
For a vampire movie filled with blood-thirsty cows, that was really cute! Definitely at least an 8/10 in my book.