Recent college drop-out Noah Griffith (Jonah Hill) is trying to enjoy his life, but he's stuck in a rough spot. He doesn't have a job, he lives with his mom, and his girlfriend uses him for her own gain. When Noah's mom wants to go out with her friends, Noah reluctantly agrees to babysit the neighbour's three children. This seems simple enough until Noah's girlfriend tempts him to get drugs for her in exchange for sex. Stuck between what he wants to do versus what he needs to do, Noah takes the children on a wild journey to New York to score the drugs and see his girlfriend. There are cop chases, sex, hilarity, and classic Jonah Hill, of course!