Let's be honest, we'd go to Kellerman's, take dance lessons with Johnny, and play lawn games any day, but sadly this summer getaway is fictional — the hotel, however, is real, and is located in Virginia, FYI — so we have to imagine ourselves on location while sitting on our couch instead. The one thing we can do at home, besides dance, dance, dance, is carry a watermelon into our "Dirty Dancing" viewing party!