These Schitt's Creek Cheese Boards Are Simply the Best
These Schitt's Creek Cheese Boards Are Perfect for Serving, Not Folding
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How could we forget that iconic "fold in the cheese" scene with David and Moira on Schitt's Creek? Now, you can keep the joke going at your next cocktail party (or just while making dinner) with these adorable and hilarious Schitt's Creek cutting boards. Next time you're serving hors d'oeuvres, you can support the Rose Apothecary, celebrate some of the show's best quotes, and of course, get "A Little Bit Alexis" stuck in your head. We rounded up 17 that we think you'll love - whether as a gift for a fellow fan or for your own kitchen. No enchiladas required. Keep reading to shop them all now!
Schitt's Creek Charcuterie Board
Paddle-style cheese boards allow everyone to grab a bite to eat. This Schitt's Creek Charcuterie Board ($29) has the full quote - to be discovered once you finish your Insta-worthy charcuterie assembly, of course.
Rose Apothecary Bamboo Cutting Board
This Rose Apothecary Bamboo Cutting Board ($11) is classy enough to be found at David's store. We love the corner logo, the font, and the sustainable bamboo board.
Small Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Cutting Board
The sass on this Small Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Schitt's Creek Moira Rose Cutting Board ($10) is perfect for setting the tone for your next soirée.
A Little Bit Alexis Bamboo Cutting Board
With this A Little Bit Alexis Bamboo Cutting Board ($23), you can immortalize one of the best songs in the series.
Wine, Not the Label Custom Schitt's Creek Cutting Board
This quote represents a big moment for David, and for representation on TV. Celebrate it and inclusivity with this Wine, Not the Label Custom Schitt's Creek Cutting Board ($25).
You Just Fold It In Glass Cutting Board
Looking for something a little different from the traditional wood cutting board? Get fancy with this You Just Fold It In Glass Cutting Board ($34, originally $49).
Schitt's Creek Slate and Acacia Wood Cheese Board
This gorgeous Schitt's Creek Slate and Acacia Wood Cheese Board ($38) has everything you need for the perfect night in. It comes with two cheese tools, and the slate piece can be removed for chilling, making it perfect for prepping!
David Rose If You Say Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board
This David Rose If You Say Fold In the Cheese Bamboo Cheese Board ($26) is perfect for when you're cooking with your parents.
Schitt's Creek Cutting Board - Choice of Quotes
Capture some of your favourite quotes from the show with one of these two boards (or both)! Each Schitt's Creek Cutting Board - Choice of Quotes ($8) comes in two sizes — small or medium — so you can choose the size and quote that fits your charcuterie vibe best.
Schitt's Creek Slate Cheese Board
This classy Schitt's Creek Slate Cheese Board ($27) comes in four different quotes: "Ew, David," "Fold In the Cheese," "Warmest Regards," and "Simply the Best." If you can't pick your favourite (and really, who could?), we suggest mixing and matching.
Schitt's Creek Cutting Board Gift Set with Metal Spreaders
This Schitt's Creek Cutting Board Gift Set with Metal Spreaders ($20) perfectly captures Moira Rose.
Schitt's Creek Bamboo Cutting Board - What Does Burning Smell Like?
The quote on this Schitt's Creek Bamboo Cutting Board - What Does Burning Smell Like? ($31) is too funny, and might strike close to home for newer home chefs. Thankfully, you'll be serving charcuterie on it, so no cooking required.
Schitt's Creek David Rose Bamboo Cutting Board
There's a lot of attitude captured in this Schitt's Creek David Rose Bamboo Cutting Board ($23), and we're here for it.
Moira Rose Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board
The design on this laser-engraved Moira Rose Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board ($31) is worthy of Moira herself.
I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now - Bamboo Cutting Board
This I'm Trying Very Hard Not to Connect with People Right Now - Bamboo Cutting Board ($31) is perfect for a solo wine and cheese night in.
Schitt's Creek Cutting Board
Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board
The wood engraving on this Fold In the Cheese Cutting Board ($30) is gorgeous and even makes a TV quote look fancy. It's made from bamboo, so you can feel proud to buy this sustainable material, and it's the perfect size for a smaller gathering.
