Sorry, but No, Your Children Can't Come to My Wedding

1. Money doesn't grow on trees — and kids usually aren't free.

Back in the day there may have been a time where the father of the bride saddled up and paid for his daughter's wedding in full. But according to my friends and social media, that's not exactly common place anymore. While many couple's parents happily pitch in to offset the cost of a wedding — which is absolutely astronomical no matter how you slice it — the bride and groom are often left with a hell of a lot of bills.

While some venues let little ones in for free, many still charge. My venue, for example, charges $50 a head for kids over the age of 2 — and that can add up pretty damn quickly — especially when it's for chicken fingers they may not even eat.

2. Some people have enormous families — I'm one of them – which only adds to the financial burden.

When your mom is the second youngest of eight kids — hello, Irish families! — there are a lot of people on the guest list to begin with. And while I'm definitely amped to invite all twenty-something of my first cousins on her side alone for the big day, coughing it up for everyone's kids tacks on a lot more money. Will I invite my cousins' children who will actually remember the event? Of course! But it's hard to justify the headcount for guests who can barely walk. And don't even get me started on the rest of the guest list!

3. Not to be awful, but yes, the day is mostly about me and my husband.

Although some brides choose not to invite kids out of fear of epic toddler and baby meltdowns, that's not really the case for me. Truth be told, I'll have been planning my very expensive five-hour-long party for almost two years once the big deal rolls around — and there's something to be said for that. When push comes to shove, I really want parents to be present and unencumbered by their kids, even if it's just for a few hours, so we can all enjoy the time together.

4. This is a party for adults and I really want everyone to enjoy themselves (aka let loose!).

It would be nice to celebrate with my adult guests by having a few drinks, cutting the rug, and swapping a few stories without little ones underfoot. And what's more? I'm willing to bet that by time 9 or 10 p.m. rolls around, any guests under the age of 6 wouldn't really want to be there, either. The bottom line: I want my guests to enjoy themselves and have as little stress as humanly possible, which means having no small children to look after, change, or whisk away for a snooze.

5. The bride and groom usually understand that sitters are expensive.

As someone who nannied and babysat kids for years, I totally get how much money a good sitter can run you on a Saturday night — especially if you have more than one child. And while I'm very aware that childcare isn't cheap, it's definitely not affordable for the bride and groom to foot the bill, either. But something many parents may not realise? Most newlyweds aren't nickel and diming their guests. Instead of giving an expensive wedding gift, consider factoring in the amount you'll pay for childcare and give a less expensive gift if it makes attending the wedding possible. More often than not, we just want to see your shining faces!

6. If you really can't swing coming without your children, I totally understand.

Whether your kids are 8 years old or you just had a newborn, rest assured, no couple is expecting all of the people they invited to attend. If you really can't find childcare or it's too much of a hassle — no worries. We can always celebrate another time that's more convenient for you! After all, a wedding is just a party but marriage is for the rest of your life, right?