What Do Moms Really Want For Mother's Day?
15 Kinda Funny but Very Real Things I Actually Want For Mother's Day
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I have zero desire to eat a meal in bed unless I have fallen ill. I don't understand why anyone would find it luxurious to sit straight up in their sleeping attire surrounded by clean, fresh comforters and sheets and eat and drink. Am I supposed to eat food staring straight ahead alone in my bed, as though I have been hospitalized? Or should my family all gather around me, jostling my coffee and juice, giving me anxiety and/or extra laundry to do after all of the linens are destroyed from this bizarre meal?
I would prefer to wake up at my leisure and be served breakfast at a table. Or better yet, I would like to be served breakfast by a barista or some other waitstaff who will take my plate away at the end of this whole thing.