Why I Don't Like Hosting Thanksgiving
7 Reasons I Refuse to Host Thanksgiving, Like, Ever Again
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OK, one year it might have been me. But for every year forthcoming, I'd like everyone to over-imbibe and make fools of ourselves at someone else's house. That way, I don't have to tell anyone to leave, or end up hiding out in my bedroom to avoid the unruly people in my own home!