Do You Mind If I Thirst Over Grey's Anatomy's New "Ortho God" Real Quick?

Here's one of the most recent pictures of our bae. You know, just so you have a rough idea of what he'll look like all dressed up in his scrubs.

Wow, he's holding ANOTHER guitar. Get you a man who can do both. Or, like, get you a man who can do the same thing in slightly different variations.

While we're here, please admire this very handsome middle part from Suburban Girl.

And let's not forget this handsomeness (and beige suit) from The O.C., OK?

This still may be from a movie titled Shark Night 3D, but we can see his abs, and that is what's important.

No offence, but I would look through at least 100 pictures of Chris Carmack playing a guitar in a suit and tie.

Did I say that was my last pic from The O.C.? I lied. Sorry. In my defence, look at that coiffed hair.

OK, time to switch over to Nashville, where the homoerotic energy is getting me very hot and bothered.

Did you know Chris Carmack is in the third Butterfly Effect film? Did you know there was a third Butterfly Effect film? Either way, let's admire these cheekbones as a group.

Thank you for coming to my lecture about Chris Carmack's face. Please write a 500-word essay about his beauty and cheekbones, due at the end of the week.