Lisa Vanderpump From The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
What to wear: Pair a shiny dress with massive costume jewellery and as much pink makeup and accessories as you can pull off. You'll get bonus points if you have a little Giggy in your arms all night!
How to act: Walk the fine line of instigating drama while at the same time being above all of it. Dropping borderline-insulting questions will help.