Napoleon and Pedro From Napoleon Dynamite What to wear for Pedro: A pouffy brown wig, light blue Western shirt — complete with a bolo necktie — and blue jeans. A moustache is a necessity. What to wear for Napoleon: Boot-cut jeans, a "Vote For Pedro" shirt, glasses, and a blonde curly 'do. How to act: If you're Pedro, tell everyone to vote for you. If you're Napoleon, avoid eye contact. Image Source: Everett Collection