Calvin Candie From Django Unchained What to wear: A burgundy velvet suit with a matching ascot and patterned vest. Add a cigarette in a fancy holder and carry a hammer. Oh, and curl what hair you have. How to act: Speak in a charming Southern drawl, but don't be afraid to scream if people aren't taking you seriously. Order fruity tropical drinks with lots of garnishes. Image Source: The Weinstein Company